The Heartsick Boys

Dramatized comedy
This show was at one time binge-ready, but now it's... not?

It may have switched to an "always on" status, or the creator may have stopped using Season Number and Episode Number values. Or they're inconsistent with their tagging, leading to a poor listener experience.

Regardless, it's currently in a state that disqualifies it from being listed in our directory, as it's no longer binge-ready.
You may find more information and listening links at the show's official website.

The Heartsick Boys

Dramatized comedy
Something odd is happening with this show that has made it non-binge-ready. While we investigate, it has been temporarily delisted from our directory.
You may find more information at the show's official website.

Show synopsis

This show uses machine-generated voices

The loneliest man in Philadelphia stumbles upon two million dollars in cash outside a strip mall and takes it. Then everything gets all messed up.

Performed by Matt Schultz, Brendan O’Hare, Cory Snearowski, Chris Gilman, Jeremy Levick, Rajat Suresh, Sofia Manfredi, Brian Murphy, Josh Schultz, and Hannah Dere

Lonely Street (Face Lotion & FedEx Drivers) performed by Jeff Marks

Written and Directed by Matt Schultz

Produced and Mixed by Will Kempner

Mastered by Alex Gilson

Artwork by Jake Schultz and Josh Schultz

Special thanks to Kirsten Schnappauf and Jessye McGarry

Creator comments

Submitter notes

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Ad—Creators set the price with Scribl's CrowdPricing.
Last finale/final episode published Aug 30, 2024
Directory listing last updated Jul 22, 2025
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