Tales from the Janitor

Before you dive headfirst into the strange and mysterious world of Tales from the Janitor, we feel it’s our duty to warn you: you may encounter a few things that are… well, a little unusual.

This audio drama is a work of fiction, just like your friend’s wild “I totally saw Bigfoot” stories, but without the questionable Snapchat pictures. All characters, events, and locations are purely fictional. If you think you’ve heard these legends before… it’s probably because you’ve stayed up way too late watching spooky YouTube videos.

This show is meant to entertain, not to keep you up at night staring at the shadows in your closet (though, let’s be honest, that’s between you and your imagination). While the stories we tell come from the urban legends, we cannot promise that any of them are “real” or that the ghosts will offer you a cup of coffee during their haunting.

Also, Tales from the Janitor contains supernatural happenings, creepy noises, and, occasionally, a talking raccoon that might not be as friendly as it seems. We recommend listening with a sense of humor—and maybe a light on if you’re the jumpy type.

By continuing, you acknowledge that you’re entering a world where the strange is the norm, and the normal… well, it’s just not around here. Enjoy the ride and remember nothing you hear is likely to follow you home. Probably.