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Not in Front of Dinner, Darling

Improvised supernatural dark comedy

This show was binge-ready, but now it's not. 😢

It may have switched to an "always on" status, or the creator may have stopped using Season Number and/or Episode Number values. Or they're inconsistent with their tagging, have removed episodes, or made other changes—intentional or not—leading to a less-than-binge-ready listener experience.

Or... it could be our fault. We might have listed the show too early, and episodes are still releasing. Regardless, it's currently in a state that disqualifies it from being listed in our directory, as it's no longer binge-ready.

You may find more information and listening links at the show's official website.

Not in Front of Dinner, Darling

Improvised supernatural dark comedy

Escaped Audios

Yikes! Something odd is happening with this show making the episodes inaccessible or the entire show no longer binge-ready.

Here's the last note we made on Sep 10, 2025, which may nor may not be helpful: Complete Series (the entire story, possibly spread over multiple seasons, is finished) •

You may find more information at the show's official website.

Show synopsis

This show uses machine-generated voices

The complete and definitive edition of the darkly funny audio series, Not in Front of Dinner, Darling. This version of the audio includes a bonus scene, new epilogue, and re-edits of multiple episodes.

You play the role of Lamb, a captive human taken in by two bickering vampires. After failing to escape, you gradually become their friend as they prepare you for the Malfeasant Ball, a competition of charm where the only way to survive is to win.

This is an audio roleplay/x listener story, it takes place in the first person.