The complete and definitive edition of the darkly funny audio series, Not in Front of Dinner, Darling. This version of the audio includes a bonus scene, new epilogue, and re-edits of multiple episodes.

You play the role of Lamb, a captive human taken in by two bickering vampires. After failing to escape, you gradually become their friend as they prepare you for the Malfeasant Ball, a competition of charm where the only way to survive is to win.

This is an audio roleplay/x listener story, it takes place in the first person.