June 1949. Heiress Mitzi Ballantyne has gone missing during her “Reno-vation” at the Sidewinder Resort. Detective Francis O’Connell, a Bible-toting bloodhound, would rather be at his Ma’s sickbed. Instead, he steps off the train and into a den of liberated ex-wives who test his every nerve.

In 2022, angsty teen Derek is a pop punk poser living in the past; but when his mysterious substitute teacher sends him back to Warped Tour 2005 to stop the abduction and replacement of the pop punk princess, Avril Lavigne, his dreams of fulfilling his pop punk destiny become a reality.

Two slackers, Ben and Grant, attempt to catch an escaped convicted murderer, Shelly O’Keith, who is allegedly hiding in their town to cash in on the million-dollar reward the police are offering.