If I Had a Million

Narrated dark scifi parody
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Show synopsis

Gil Abrams is a religious man, and not getting any younger. But after watching his wife die, and lines in his face getting deeper, he decides that maybe heaven can wait. Especially when he finds out about the new de-aging treatment on the market. The only problem is the cost. Being a retired janitor, his life savings don’t quite cover the million yuan. The only option is to become a coyote, smuggling American immigrants by sea into Newfoundland from the civil war that rages below the border. It takes a lot of guts, determination, planning, and a risk-taking nature, none of which Gil has. In this dark satire podcast of the near future that the New York Times called absolutely nothing because they never heard of it, and wouldn’t care if they did, one man will decide if living far into the future is worth possibly giving up the present.

Creator comments

Submitter notes

This fiction podcast was made by one dude, with some writing chops, free editing software, a hundred dollar mic, foam mattress-insert stapled to the office wall to absorb sound, and a dream.
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Last finale/final episode published Jul 29, 2025
Directory listing last updated Aug 04, 2025
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