20% turnout for Primaries is embarrassing. Stop letting others decide for you. Vote in your state's 2026 primary. TOGETHER, WE CAN FIX THIS! 🇺🇸
Mortimer, a bottle‑boat‑obsessed recluse in 1920s Georgetown, inherits a shipping line but seeks Admiral status. He faces postal woes, speakeasy scams, arrests, meddling kin, and wild fantasies, exploring destiny versus chaotic self‑determination.